A low-level mobster takes a stab at stand-up comedy while in the Witness Protection Program.

A trained seal has escaped from the Jingling Brothers circus; there's a $100,000 reward. Both the Captain and John Silver hear this news, as does the seal. They show up, offering the seal a ride to wherever she wants to go; home to the arctic, as it happens. The Captain wins round one, grabbing the seal while John is e…

一部冷兵器格斗电影。一名前美军海豹特种兵占据一个岛上的原苏联秘密核武基地，企图对美国本土发动核攻击。同样是前海豹特种兵的Casey被紧急召集去化解这场危机。由于岛上天然气泄漏，一旦用枪就会引起大爆炸，所以Casey率领一群善用武士刀、铁链、弩箭等冷兵器的格斗精英前往岛上解救被挟持的女科学家，夺回核弹。

A new student at a soccer academy is determined to beat her rival's team in the national tournament.