主人公西蒙是个极乏耐心的电话机销售员，无心工作却对女人兴趣十足。无论是街边咖啡店里擦着科隆香水的摩登女郎，或是别人家里的克罗地亚女佣，都成为他性幻想的对象。不懂女人心的西蒙屡次碰壁，洋相尽出，直到完美女神玛瑞卡出现，西蒙笑料百出的求爱之旅也展开了……

Pietro is the sensitive son of Domenico, a gruff father. Pietro falls in love with a beautiful girl, Ghisola, who lives with her grandparents.

Remo Guerra is a policeman with a double life, who at night with a group of thugs, who he occasionally meets in bars, raids rich people's houses in Rome. Because of his hate for discipline he is soon dismissed from the force and he can continue his criminal life full time. One night he gets arrested and spends 3 years …